Rudolph and the Lumps of Coal
Did you know that Rudolph, in addition to sporting that quirky glowing red nose, poos lumps of coal? What’s more, Santa had to make a pinkie promise not to leave Rudolph’s poo on anybody’s lawn so the reindeer could qualify for his RGC award.
Rudolph loves cookies! And Santa Claus can’t resist feeding many of the cookies left for him to his “special” reindeer. (Santa’s now Paleo and can only eat the gluten free cookies! 😉 ) So it’s not surprising that Rudolph can make lots of coal during Santa’s famous trip around the world! So much that Santa worried that the sleigh might get too heavy for the return trip to the North Pole.
One night when he was looking at his growing “Naughty List”, Santa devised a plan to convince those naughty kids to change their ways. He’d place some of Rudolph “treasures” in the naughty kids’ stockings as a warning to behave. Then their names might be on next year’s “Nice List”!
Rudolph’s poo is magical, and possibly the world’s only truly “clean coal”! Not only does it smell great, it also lathers really well. It’s a great way to clean those naughty kids! 😀
The Gift Set
The listing is for two hand molded hot processed soap bars weighing 5 ounces or more. They are enclosed in a rubber stamped muslin bag. The attached tag serves as the soap label for this product.
This soap is scented with a premium fragrance oil that does not contain phthalates (DEP) or parabens. The scent begins with top notes of apples and pears, followed by middle notes of eucalyptus, pine, and geranium and well-balanced with base notes of vanilla, cedarwood, and patchouli.
Such deeply colored soaps as these have been known to stain fabrics; however this has not been the case in our testing for this particular soap. Still, please do not use with your best towels and washcloths just in case.
All of our products are palm-oil-free (due to the palm oil industry’s harmful effects on the environment, orangutans, tigers, and other rainforest inhabitants.) Our soaps are lovingly made in small batches in Broomfield, Colorado.
We recommend that you use handcrafted within one year of purchase and allow it to dry on a well-drained soap dish between uses. Please see How To Care For Handmade Soap for more details. Enjoy!